Team: Philadelphia Eagles
"The food here is terrible. Your food options are basically this: hot dog, cheesesteak, chicken fingers, crab fries, or soggy and flavor-less fries. You can't even buy an ice cream cone .... To avoid the overpriced garbage they peddle in the stadium, I wanted to bring an actual Philly soft pretzel into the stadium. I placed it in my clear bag … security wouldn't let me bring in my pretzel because it wasn't wrapped in clear plastic. It was loose in my clear bag (which I had to argue to a supervisor was a plastic bag, so technically it was wrapped in clear plastic). Apparently safety isn't really their concern..." — David S. (2016)
We can look past the sheer ridiculousness of trying to bring a pretzel into the stadium. Or trying to tie it to stadium safety, somehow.
What we can’t stand for is any disparaging remarks about Chickie & Pete’s crab fries, because those things are delicious.
Also, Chickie & Pete’s signed a five-year contract extension with the Linc in 2017, so crab fries are here to stay.